30_dates Challenge: #8, To a Play
Summary: Missions make such good excuses.
Disclaimers: FFVII != mine.
“What’d this guy do again?”
“Do you really want to know?”
“Usually hard for some no-name actor in a Sector Six shithole to piss off the Shin-Ra prince enough for him to give the order himself.”
“Shut up, you’re still in the audience.”
“Rude, there are about nine people here, and nowhere near us.”
“It’s called tact.”
“Whatever. Maybe Rufus was slumming and tried to catch a show. Fuck, the guy’s awful. No wonder the big man wants to off him.”
“Or you’ll what? Gonna spank me?”
“…Wait ‘til we get back.”
“Oh good… Your place or mine?”
As abbreviated as this might have been... I can't seriously be the only one who thinks this is probably what a date between the two would go like? Mission my ass.