30_dates Challenge: #20, 5 Star Restaurant
Summary: Reno doesn't like live things.
Disclaimers: Not mine.
Notes: Some upper-class restaurants really do let you choose what you want to eat. Not in the section of the world, obviously but they do exist. It's worse when the animals are cute and fluffy, personally.
“What is that?”
“I think it’s a lobster.”
“…Why is it green?”
“It hasn’t been cooked yet.”
“So why am I still looking at it?”
“To see that it’s a fresh one.”
“It’s waving its little antennae things at me. I think it’s plenty fresh. Can it go away now?”
“You’re not afraid of killing people, but you are uncomfortable in front of live seafood?”
“I don’t usually go around eating the people I have to kill.”
“What kind of restaurant is this anyway? What if I ordered beef? Would they bring in the whole fucking cow?”
Ah, Rude's gestures are rather lost on the redhead. Actually, this one reminds me way too much of FMA. I totally see a RoyxEd feel here. I can't be the only one.