30_dates Challenge: #29, At the Zoo
Summary: Reno is slightly disturbed.
Disclaimers: Not mine.
“…What exactly are they doing?”
“…I… couldn’t tell you…”
A few more horrified moments of staring at the squeaking green things stuck together, Reno had to point out the obvious. “Are the cactuars having sex?”
“I’d rather not think about it.”
“First the chocobos, then the Moombas, now freaking Cactuars? What’s wrong with this place?”
“I don’t know enough to tell you.”
“Is it some kind of pheromone trick the owners use? Pumping out crazy animal chemicals, just to scar the eyes of little children?”
“When you stop asking for public sex, I’ll start taking your zoo animal complaints seriously.”
Heh. Like Red really has any right to talk about scarring innocent children.